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Very Important Penis, Supersoft Edition

I can’t contain my excitement about this toy even though it’s only mediocre for me. Let me count the ways this toy brought light into my life….

1) I got it in the Tantus closeout section for $40. Hello, amazeballs deal!

2) Jenna at Tantus kindly switched my toy from black to cream when I tweeted that I was sad that I got my toy after the cream ran out of stock. She emailed me personally and made sure that everything was ironed out so that I could get the toy I really wanted, and I’m so grateful, even a year later, because I love dildos that mimic my skin tone. Sometimes I take this out to use it and send silent thanks to Jenna because I can pretend it’s my dick. …/sashays around the room in joy/

3) This toy s the first toy to make me squirt! It happened! I never thought it would, but it did, and it was…. okay. Squirting isn’t as nice as a good blended orgasm for me, because I find it a little overwhelming in a bad way, but of course I had to figure out all the ways and speeds with which I could squirt, and it was always the VIP Supersoft that made it happen. I have since discovered that I can squirt without coming, and that I can squirt three times in six minutes. Huzzah!

4) Did I mention squirting? Because squirting. I feel like an accomplished human being now. Or something. Continue reading