According to Cora

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Very Important Penis, Supersoft Edition

I can’t contain my excitement about this toy even though it’s only mediocre for me. Let me count the ways this toy brought light into my life….

1) I got it in the Tantus closeout section for $40. Hello, amazeballs deal!

2) Jenna at Tantus kindly switched my toy from black to cream when I tweeted that I was sad that I got my toy after the cream ran out of stock. She emailed me personally and made sure that everything was ironed out so that I could get the toy I really wanted, and I’m so grateful, even a year later, because I love dildos that mimic my skin tone. Sometimes I take this out to use it and send silent thanks to Jenna because I can pretend it’s my dick. …/sashays around the room in joy/

3) This toy s the first toy to make me squirt! It happened! I never thought it would, but it did, and it was…. okay. Squirting isn’t as nice as a good blended orgasm for me, because I find it a little overwhelming in a bad way, but of course I had to figure out all the ways and speeds with which I could squirt, and it was always the VIP Supersoft that made it happen. I have since discovered that I can squirt without coming, and that I can squirt three times in six minutes. Huzzah!

4) Did I mention squirting? Because squirting. I feel like an accomplished human being now. Or something. Continue reading

Vamp Up The Pleasure

The Vamp in Ivory

Folks, I may have almost found my penis soul mate. I am flat-out obsessed with my Vamp and have been since around the 5th use.

I say the 5th use because the Vamp took some warming up for me to use at first; I was intimidated, to say the least. It has very little give or flexibility, and at 5 in. circumference and 6.5 in. long, it’s considerably sized for my petite frame. Continue reading

Wave Wand by WHK GmbH (whatever that means…)

Glass Perfection

This is the perfect beginner’s toy. It’s a little small, and might be underwhelming for some, but I find it perfect for my petite frame. If you’re looking for something simple that’s able to give you plenty of pressure, but you’re intimidated by the size, bells & whistles, or shapes of other toys, then this is without a doubt the toy for you. And it’s a perfectly reasonable price for such a powerful tool! Continue reading