According to Cora

coryphee- (n) a leading dancer in a corps de ballet

THE MONA GIVEAWAY OF MY DREAMS IS HERE

Epiphora has come to save us all from shitty vibrators with her massive 10-toy giveaway of Mona 2s!

#monaparty

And she’s just in time for vibe-ageddon, which is what I’m preparing for since my mother tossed my old vibe the other day. My current “vibrator” is my year-old silicone facial cleansing device by Foreo. It’s actually not half bad if all you want is a pleasant sensation, but it’s ergonomically designed for your face, not your clit, and it just doesn’t work for achieving orgasm or being used in conjunction with an insertable. My poor clit is feeling very neglected, because I’d gotten used to blended orgasms but now I’ve been reduced to high-effort g-spot orgasms. God, it’s awful, I know.

ANYWAY.

Epiphora’s giveaway is both a raffle and a contest. 5 of her entries will be randomly selected with a classic giveaway widget, where you can earn entries by tweeting about the giveaway, subscribing to her feed, following her on twitter, etc. However, the other 5 will be earned, not won, in a way. Epiphora will choose a winner for the most creative artistic representation of the Mona, a winner for best tweet, and two winners for “best sob story” (read: the most convincing reason to need a Mona 2).

The 10th Mona will be won during Epiphora’s hour-long #monaparty on twitter. At 4pm PST (7pm EST), Epiphora will spend an hour with us all on twitter asking trivia questions based on Lelo’s product page, her initial review, and her post about the glory of having two back-up Monas. Study up, folks!

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