According to Cora

coryphee- (n) a leading dancer in a corps de ballet

Fucking Life, Man.

So a quick update:

I am no longer qualified for the full-time job I’ve been exceptionally good at for the past 2.5 years because I don’t have a bachelor’s degree. Substitute teaching apparently requires an education degree now? Because you should totally have to have a bachelor’s degree to work for $12/hour, 30 hours a week, with no guarantee of work and with no benefits. THAT makes sense. (If you can’t tell, my eyes are rolling into the back of my head so hard that I’m seeing stars.)

I’ve since lined up 2 part-time retail jobs, but I’m getting negligible hours scheduled¬†because that’s just my luck. I’ve also been in 2 separate not-at-fault car accidents recently, both involving blind driveways. My car was totaled in the second accident, and I had to go emergency car shopping.

Basically I have terrible luck, and I’m now broke as fuck. I can’t buy any more toys to review, so this blog will just be ramblings and miscellaneous thoughts for a while. I’m stuck living at home longer, because what I’d been saving for a down payment on a lease had to be spent on a car, and what I’d been saving for a Mona 2 was spent on taxes, charges, & fees for the car. And, unfortunately, I can’t afford the gas to travel to kink events anymore, so I’m only active on fetlife now. I really, really miss everyone. A lot. /sobs/

My parents agreed to allow me to have a lock on my door before I can get an apartment, but the one they bought is one of those dinky push¬†locks that are easily unlocked with a bobby pin. So of course, they can snoop anytime they want. And let me tell you, they’ve snooped, alright. They threw out my lingerie, my butt plug, and my old CalExotics vibrator (good riddance). They couldn’t find my nice dildos (thank god) because I have them hidden in hollow books, but the vibe and plug were under my pillow and were immediately sniffed out. You’d think that at age 22, they’d be more respectful of my adulthood and my privacy, but nope. They still have parental blocks on the server, and they still go through our shit and act like they own it all. Luckily I have my hollow books and my own data plan, so I can still get up to my porny shenanigans without stirring up too much discord.

A few other big things have happened, more emotional than logistical (I came out to myself as queer, I might be a little poly if the right people came along, I don’t want to have kids, I want to be celibate…), and those will get their own post. It’s all been kind of a lot for me though, so please, bear with me as I muddle through this next mediocre chapter of my life.

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