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Very Important Penis, Supersoft Edition

I can’t contain my excitement about this toy even though it’s only mediocre for me. Let me count the ways this toy brought light into my life….

1) I got it in the Tantus closeout section for $40. Hello, amazeballs deal!

2) Jenna at Tantus kindly switched my toy from black to cream when I tweeted that I was sad that I got my toy after the cream ran out of stock. She emailed me personally and made sure that everything was ironed out so that I could get the toy I really wanted, and I’m so grateful, even a year later, because I love dildos that mimic my skin tone. Sometimes I take this out to use it and send silent thanks to Jenna because I can pretend it’s my dick. …/sashays around the room in joy/

3) This toy s the first toy to make me squirt! It happened! I never thought it would, but it did, and it was…. okay. Squirting isn’t as nice as a good blended orgasm for me, because I find it a little overwhelming in a bad way, but of course I had to figure out all the ways and speeds with which I could squirt, and it was always the VIP Supersoft that made it happen. I have since discovered that I can squirt without coming, and that I can squirt three times in six minutes. Huzzah!

4) Did I mention squirting? Because squirting. I feel like an accomplished human being now. Or something.

I think it’s the combination of girth, curve, and drag that really makes squirting happen for me, so the VIP Supersoft fits the bill perfectly. Because I’m so tiny, the Supersoft’s 1.7″ girth is a big ole stretch, literally (ha), and my body’s just like “HOLD ON, THIS IS TOO MUCH, LEMME LUBE IT UP MORE”. All caps is because of vaginal panic that causes squirting, obviously. Obviously.

The VIP Supersoft is made of a super soft silicone that stretches, twists, bends, and squishes, all with minimal effort required. The silicone has a matte finish and is thus a bit velvety and draggy, and the curve is pretty intense, though it doesn’t give a lot of resistance.

My favorite thing about this toy is that it has balls. They feel really nice, especially because they move back and forth when thrusting like real balls would. Their shape is pretty pronounced, and I like practicing giving head on this toy because it’s soft and realistic, and I can’t forget the balls.Yes, I’m the single dork who practices giving head. Yes, I suck at it. Sorry future partners, I just have big teeth. :’(

ANYWAY, The VIP Supersoft is great for practicing giving head because fingernails and teeth can leave lasting indentations, so you have to be careful with this super soft silicone so that you don’t nick it anywhere and damage it. It bounces back from stretching, bending, and twisting, but sharp, concentrated pressure (like from teeth and fingernails) is apparently too much for this softy of a toy.

The only thing that I don’t like about this toy (and it’s kind of a deal breaker for me) is the detailing of the fake frenulum and head. It’s sharp. It’s sharp enough that the inner walls of my vagina can feel it, and it’s not pleasant. There’s not enough texture to be interesting or enjoyable, and it’s uncomfortable enough to make me avoid this toy unless I’m in the mood to make a mess. I use the Vamp to warm up for the Very Important Penis (aptly named), and it makes that detailing less painful. The Vamp and the Supersoft have about the same size girth, but the Vamp is rigid enough to force my muscles to loosen and relax for the Supersoft so the bite of the ridges isn’t as harsh. 

The Ouch Factor

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

So, squirting. That’s a thing I can do. But in this case, it’s at the expense of my comfort, and I’m not a very big fan of that. So, good job Tantus on an amazing toy that has the most fitting name ever, but I think this one’s going in the back and bottom of the toy box.

 

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